Thursday, October 19, 2006
Today was very good indeed. First of all, I didn't have to babysit today (YAY) and second of all, YAY!
So here is how my day went.
School.
And then in Math class, which is disgustingly a waste of time, I recieved a text message from niki that read
Niki: I'm a lesbian and I love you ohhh soooo much and everyone loves you and you rock the world.
well actually, it didn't say that. But she did ask me if I wanted to skip today EFG w/ jahna and friends
YAYAYAYAY
So I skipped. And went to lunch two.
MEANWHILE.... we were walking on the traintracks and we had a good time. AND THEN! ALL OF A SUDDEN! OUT JUMPED A LIME GREEN GRASSHOPPER.
but this was no normal grasshopper, for it was huge. And very lime green. VERY.
Soooo, being the fucked up beings that we are, we tied some thread to him, named him voltface and walked him along the railroad tracks... well.. we more like dragged him down the railroad tracks. But it was good fun. GOOOOD FUNNNN.
AND THEN! ALL OF A SUDDEN! OUT JUMPED A SNAKE!
seriously though, out jumped a snake. And almost ate poor voltface if it weren't for our swatting at it with our feet. And maybe the occasional yelling.
So on we went to continue our journey to walmart. We saw some nice sights on the way. Like trees. And more trees. And rocks. And more rocks. And lots of train tracks. When we finally got to walmart, we ran around the shop in carts and also walked our pet grasshopper through the store. Some old ladies looked at us funny but whatever. Also we ROSEBUDDED lots of goodstuff. Like a jug of fake blood for halloween. Which, might I add, I can't wait for. Halloween is my favorite holiday ever. Fuck all those rich kids that say christmas is the best. Those kids can go shove their new sidekicks up their clean assholes. I prefer my night of dressing up and scaring little kids much more than a day of getting 3 gifts and a shitty meal. BAH HUMBUG I LIKE TO BOO!
Anyways what was I saying? Oh yeah VOLTFACE! Here is a photoblog of me and voltface's wonderful day. Also, I don't understand the name. Niki made it up. wtf does it mean? I do not know.
PHOTOBLOG TIME
Awwwwww.... He walks good.
But I don't like it when he gets in my face.
GET OUTTA MAH FACE!
Voltface on binder
down syndrome zombie!
Voltface likes floral underwear
Voltface is big and hard
I enjoy catfood too, voltface
Voltface is a good grasshopper.
Oh how big and hard
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Thursday, October 19, 2006
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